It will come as no surprise to most people that government bureaucrats bar the way to a truly private space launch industry.

Elon Musk is yet another visionary or madman (you be the judge) who proposes to change the history of the world by opening up the high frontier of space on his own dime.

Babylon 5 actor Jerry Doyle suggests that there is a new Hollywood blacklist-against conservatives.

Today is also the anniversary of the Battle of Jacinto, where a motley army of Texans defeated the murderous tyranny of Santa Anna and avenged the massacres of the Alamo and the Goliead.

I'm told that the American airline industry is on the point of collapse. Yet there seems to be one carrier that is doing just fine.

Buon natale, Roma!.

Here is some detailed information on Burt Rutan's private space ship.

The Weekly Standard is kind enough to provide the text of the aweful remarks Bill Clinton made recently made to the Conference Board. Read them and remember that this man was President of the United States for eight years. Then embrace the horror.

Newt Gingrich will come out with his latest novel, Gettysburg in a couple of months. There's a very interesting testimonial at the book's Amazon site:

Gettysburg is a creative, clever, and fascinating 'what if?' novel that promises to excite and entertain America's legions of Civil War buffs. --James Carville

Very likely the nicest thing Carville has said about Newt-or indeed about any Republican who is not his wife.

The superb Burt Rutan proposes to change the history of the world and along the way upset the "business as usual" folks at NASA in ways they have yet to imagine.

Rand Simberg drops the hammer on the "business as usual" faction at NASA.

NASA Administrator O'Keefe had a sitdown with Space.Com recently. There are a couple of items I have questions about:

NASA has its sights on developing a new Orbital Space Plane, or OSP for short. It is a vehicle with a straightforward mission, O'Keefe emphasized.

"There are only three things we want to do with this beast. First and foremost, it has got to be an operational asset that carts people to and from the International Space Station, and that's it. If you want to put cargo on, it better fit in a shaving kit."

A second criteria, O'Keefe continued, is a vehicle that exhibits a far greater degree of maneuverability in space than the shuttle. Lastly, an OSP must, in time, have the capacity for flexibility of launch.

"Not launch on demand. But certainly closer than what we can do today, which is really quite cumbersome," O'Keefe said. While labeling the shuttle as "an engineering marvel," he added that the vehicle "is not a responsive asset to immediacy of circumstance," he said.

Well and good, though I'm very much against a space taxi being owned and run by NASA. NASA should not be in the space taxi business. NASA should be in the exploration and research business.

Also, what happens if there's a problem with the shuttle again? How are we going to lift cargo, aside from the Russian Progress? Why did NASA cancel the Alternate Access to Space Station program? On that score, the Space Frontier Foundation has some sharp words to say:

At the same moment NASA is making plans to possibly shut down the International Space Station due to its inability to re-supply the $70billion dollar facility, some managers at the agency are trying to gut a program that would solve the problem in years to come. Citing NASA plans to possibly de-staff the ISS due to its inability to ferry supplies to the orbiting facility, the Space Frontier Foundation is calling for NASA Administrator Sean O'Keefe to re-start the agency's Alternate Access to Station (AAS) program as
soon as possible. Slowly being killed behind the scenes, the innovative $310 million dollar program would cost less than one shuttle flight, and was on track to kick start several low cost solutions to the very problem NASA says is causing them to consider shutting down their flagship project.


"Why would the agency shoot itself in the foot by canceling the best hope it has to get low cost freight delivery to and from the station?" asked the Foundation's Rick Tumlinson. "Why are they trying to do it without anyone noticing? And why now, when they desperately need it?"


The Foundation points out that in the long term the AAS program gives station managers a back-up for the Shuttle and Progress/Soyuz systems that threatens neither. The group believes NASA is making a major mistake that can still be corrected in time to save the ISS's long term future, and help create a whole new set of US space transportation options for different types of payloads.


"NASA managers with their own agendas must quit playing games with the taxpayer's money and get this program back on track before it's too late," said Tumlinson. "AAS offers a free enterprise means for NASA to buy low cost transportation to ISS that will save millions and, as the name implies, give them an alternative to the systems they use now." He continued: "If the agency has a funded, low cost possible solution to prevent the slow death of this huge project and doesn't use it, Mr O'Keefe and the White House will have to explain it to the American people. He needs to make a call now and do the right thing."


The AAS program, which had been allocated around 62.7 million for fiscal 2003, had already inspired several entrepreneurial US firms to begin developing low cost ways of delivering freight to the ISS. The Foundation believes it would have helped catalyze a new industry that over time could dramatically lower the cost of all space activities. Members of Congress are calling for NASA to reinstate AAS, which has widespread support outside of the agency, and to get the program back on track, in light of the Columbia tragedy.

Indeed. There still seems to be a bias against private enterprise at certain quarters of NASA where space flight is concerned.
O'Keefe also said something else I have an issue with:

"There's plenty of advocates out there for Mars, the Moon, Pluto … you've got them all. And the only thing that is common among all those [destinations] is that we can't get to any of them," O'Keefe said.

There are only two or three things, the space agency head contends, that motivates big goals as a national imperative: national security, economics, or expressions of sovereignty.

Nothing on the space horizon is apparent in this regard, O'Keefe added, that might foster a big destination goal.

"So rather than sit, sweat, fret, and argue about which one of those destination objectives everybody could get around … focus all that attention, time and effort into all the enabling technologies that would make any of those goals feasible in the future. That's the logic," O'Keefe concluded.

All of that is true whereas Mars and other distant destinations are concerned. But not the Moon. O'Keefe is just wrong about that one. Heavens, we went to the Moon over thirty years ago not only without nuclear propulsion, but without a lot of other easily adapted technologies available presently. We could start a return to the Moon project tomorrow, given funding and leadership. Such a project would serve not only to prospect for and to learn to utilize lunar natural resources, but would serve as a practice for more challenging missions to Mars and so on once Prometheus nuclear propulsion technology is available.

Baghdad Bob may be gone, but he is certainly not forgotten.

Meanwhile, according to the Field Poll, as quoted in the Washington Times Inside Politics section, President Bush would win California if the election were to be held today.

A Field poll of 695 registered voters found that 45 percent of Californians would support Mr. Bush, with 40 percent backing the Democratic Party nominee, Reuters reports.
In his 2000 victory, Mr. Bush attracted 41.6 percent of the vote in California, compared with 53.4 percent for Vice President Al Gore.

The Democrats believe that they recieved a good whipping in 2002 because they were insufficiently hostile toward President Bush. But in his efforts to make up for that, Tom Daschle may be cutting his own throat.

In a fit of pique, Senate Democrats are wrecking serious harm on the American judicial system.

The Club for Growth will be avenged on those Republicans in Name Only who oppose tax cuts.

These "Grassroots Democrats" have an interesting answer to the question, "Why exchange the evil and mendacity we know for something whose horror is as yet unimaginable.

Meanwhile Tim Robbins whined about being criticized in the media, which is the way America tortures its political dissidents. Lucky for Tim we don't do it the way Castro (see below) does.

HBO has removed Oliver Stone's astonishing suck up documentary on Fidel Castro, deeming it embaressing to air such a thing which the Supreme Leader is shooting and otherwise persecuting dissidents.

CNN, the network which lied so regularly about Iraq and who knows about what else, is downgrading Crossfire by cutting it back to an hour and consigning it to late afternoons. Crossfire, in my opinion, has been going down hill ever since Tom Braden started having on air meldowns in the late 80s. CNN ought to fix it by getting rid of the two hateful Clintonista cohosts, Carville and Begala, and let Carlson and Novak cohost on their own. Who says you need a liberal to provide "balance?"

These folks want the Oscar for Best Documentary awarded to that fat fraud Michael Moore-well-revoked. They have the quaint notion that a documentary should not be fiction from first reel to last.

More evil taking place at the Clinton News Network.

Abu Abbas, the Palestinian terrorist who took over the cruise ship Achille Lauro over fifteen years ago and murdered a wheel chair bound gentleman named Leon Klinghoffer and dumped him into the sea, has been taken just outside Baghdad.

Stephen Moore has some even more outrageous facts about the tax code for your edification and outrage.

Speaking of the income tax, here are ten reasons why you should be even more angry about it.

Having defeated the Beast of Baghdad to bring freedom to Iraq, President Bush now proposes to do battle with the Democrats-and certain traitors in his own party-to bring a small measure of economic freedom to America. And it being April 15th, just in time too.

Saddam's psychopathic son Uday had an even creepier side.

There's a new race to the Moon. And it has some surprising participents.

Charlie Vick has an interesting idea. Rebuild the Saturn V with modern technology.

Dick Morris suggests that one casualty of the War Against Saddam is the Liberal Media.

This group would like to make July 20th a "National Day of Commenoration." Interesting idea. But I would suggest that Apollo Day (as I would call it) should be a day to celebrate humankind's greatest feat.

Howard Dean continues to prove how to be an effective Democrat candidate while raving like a lunatic.

"I'm not a pacifist," Dean said. "We've removed a horrible dictator, but the price we're going to pay is down the road."

Dean warned that other countries could follow the U.S. approach of pre-emptive action when faced with a national security threat.

Like-say-Israel in 1967.

The Marines have found the files of Saddam's Secret Police. I wonder if a dossier on-say-Sean Penn is included.

This is all very nice, but I've been to England twice and have met none of these people. It doesn't seem fair that Homer Simpson should.

The madcap efforts of Senate RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to stab President Bush in the back and possibly lose next year, as the economy continues to gasp along, continues apace. It's an amazing thing to witness. A handful of wilfull moderates are putting their own personal pique at being marginalized in an increasingly conservative Republican Party over the good of their party and of the country.

Something has to be done to reverse this outrage. I'm not certain what it is, but it has to happen.

Steve Moore echoes this sentiment.

Speaking of people who kept silent on Saddam's atrocities, I think that people like Scott Ritter who think that the imprisonment and torture of little children is somehow less horrible than-say-a war to liberate them are-well-despicable beyond words.

The History Channel is broadcasting a two hour documentary based on Jay Winik's book April, 1865. I'm looking forward to it, having read and loved the book.

And everyone else's worse nightmare.

Here is Pat Buchanun's worse nightmare.

Looks like we can never bekieve anything CNN says ever again.

I guess Brian Sewell, who sullies the pages of the Evening Standard with what even he suggests is "vomit", will not be seeing Saving Private Lynch in any version.

Arnold Schwarzenegger vrs Condi Rice for Governor of California? It could happen.

Dick Morris suggests that President Bush is employing a masterful strategy which his former boss Mr. Clinton could never master. Telling the truth.

NBC is rushing to develop its version of Saving Private Lynch.

Here's the summary page for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Strangely enough, Ed Gernon's comparing the United States to Hitler's Germany turned out to be a career limiting move.

Despite President Bush's victories overseas and popularity at home, Democrats with the aid of a handful of willfull, Liberal Republicans seem hell bent on stabbing him in the back. Does McCain, Snow, et al want the economy to not recover? Are they so uneasy about being in power that they wish to lose it next year? But all evidence, it would seem so.

T.L. James gives the back of his hand to Spider Robinson, author of the rather amusing Callahan's Bar series, for being a complete idiot.

Meanwhile Gary Hartpence is on the verge of making the job of standup comics easier by joining the race for President. Monkey Business aside, this was the guy who wanted to get rid of large deck carriers in the 1980s.

Does John Kerry advocate the overthrow of democracy in America? Probably not, but one wouldn't know it by the way he speaks.

Done Deal reports that Warner Brothers has bought the rights to the classic Heinlein novel Have Spacesuit-Will Travel.

A lot of people expressed the belief that were the Allies to invade Iraq, the Arab Street would erupt in anger and, in the words of Chris Mathews, the Arabs would "hate us forever." It looks like the Baghdad Street has indeed erupted, but not it seems in anger.

NASA Administrator Sean O'Keefe has vowed to speed up the development of the Orbital Space Plane.

"You don't put all your eggs in one basket," O'Keefe said. "The orbital space planes could be launched as many times as needed to take more crew up. We could have a larger number of humans, larger than seven ... we could have two or more orbital space planes on the station at the same time."

All well and good, but in my opinion O'Keefe misses the point.

NASA's plans to accelerate the development of the Orbital Space Plane is the right solution to the wrong problem. While the United States needs other ways to send people into space besides the aging space shuttle fleet, building a new vehicle that will be owned and operated by NASA would miss an opportunity to address the real problem. That problem is that NASA has become a high tech trucking company rather than a cutting edge science and exploration agency, spending billions every year going around in circles when it could be opening up the high frontier of space.

NASA should go to the private sector to help solve its space access problems. It should facilitate the growth of a new launch industry by becoming a customer rather than an operator of space craft shuttling between Earth and low Earth orbit.

Having rid itself of the burden of operating such space craft, NASA could turn its full attention to exploration, science, and technology development. It could send explorers to actual places, like the Moon and Mars, rather than in circles. .

The Gurkhas are in Iraq and for them it is a return to a part of their epic history.

Over at the Space Policy Forum, Dr. Paul Spudis gives the back of his hand to the NASA Mitigation Group's NEO proposal (see below):

The latest entry in the "anywhere-BUT-the-Moon" human space architecture concept contest. I see that they lined up the usual suspects too.

There's nothing wrong with studying "impact mitigation" as an advanced concept, but it is not an adequate rationale for a combined human/robotic space program. Basically, you're asking Congress to spend upwards of $20B per year to prepare for a million-to-one catastrophe. Although they're always very generous with our money, this strains even their credulity level.

And what about exploring NEOs for resource utilization?

Only by putting the "resource utilization" goal first. Such a goal would have clearly delineated products and milestones -- the first ton of lunar oxygen produced or the first load of PGM delivered from an asteroid. If you make "impact mitigation" the principal rationale, you may have to wait decades before you have anything to show for it. BTW, this same reasoning is why I oppose installing the "search for life" as the NASA mission -- it's too easy to come up with NO answer (they'll never admit to a negative answer).

As it is, this proposal is nothing but a request for a blank check to visit as many NEOs as the asteroid community desires. Such a program is only tenuously connected to planetary defense and is actually more of a scientific entitlement program.

Newsmax.Com's Left Coast Report suggests that Sarah Michelle Geller (aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is being mentioned in Hollywood circles for the title role of "Saving Private Lynch."

Here's an interesting proposal to launch human and robotic expeditions to Near Earth Objects(i.e. asteroids and comets.)

It is a small leap to imagine an experiment to deflect a small near-Earth asteroid though the application of thrust from a NEP system (or an advanced SEP) fueled by an advanced power source.

How about one nickel-iron asteroid and one carbonaceous chondrite object to a stable high Earth orbit?

Dana Rohrabacher grasps the essential flaw of the Orbital Space Plane proposal and has an idea to address that flaw:

Further, the OSP should be commercially owned and operated not unlike the EELV. This contracting method has proven to be a logical and prudent approach, and it could further the goals of the second generation of human launch.

Ali Hassan al-Majid, known as "Chemical Ali" for his practice of killing thousands of Kurds with chemical weapons and first cousin to Saddam Hussein, now burns in Hell.

Looks like the 101st has stumbled upon some sarin nerve gas.

The British entered Basrah in triumph to the tune of Scotland the Brave on the pipes.

Despite the fact that they did not drive SUVs, people in the Middle Ages enjoyed warmer climates than we do now.

Drudge is reporting that publisher Simon and Shuster is discovering, to its regret, what it means to do a business deal with a Clinton:

Executives at publishing powerhouse SIMON AND SCHUSTER are dismayed over Hillary Clinton's failure to turn in a completed manuscript for her book, due out in August, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The senator of the Empire State has already received a $2.85 million cash advance on her memoirs, from a total deal valued at more than $8 million.

"We must be off to the printer next month, but the manuscript isn't in yet!" said one SIMON AND SCHUSTER source last week. "Advance sales are lagging. And there is no title. Without a title it's been difficult to market."

Hillary's excuse is that she is too busy being a Senator. Yet her predecessor, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, wrote several books while in the Senate and so far as anyone knows was never late handing in a manuscript.

Canada is now a partner in India's lunar program.

The success of the new and improved Patriot anti missile missile is sending enemies of missile defense into a rage.

David Kopel exposes Michael Moore as the liar and fraud that he is.

Oui forces have entered Baghdad. When the Marines encountered some foreign jihadis, they gave them the cold steel.

John Kerry continues to dig himself into a hole, defiently defending his right to compare President Bush to Saddam Hussein as both being people requiring "regime change." Predictably, Kerry has played the "decorated war hero" card to try to get his critics to shut up. However, Kerry will not mention that he was not always proud of his service in Vietnam. He was a leader in the early seventies of something called Vietnam Veterans Against the War when he accused his fellow Vietnam vets of being war criminals in testimony before a Senate Committee. He also participated in an absurd bit of street theatre when he tossed what he claimed at the time were his medals over the Pentagon wall as a way to express his contempt for his military service. It came out later that those had not been his own medals at all, but someone elses. I suppose even then, Kerry was trying to have it both ways.

India's lunar exploration plans proceeds apace.

Michael Kelly was one of those rare treasures, an honest liberal who would never toe the line just because he was supposed to. Because of that he was one of the most potent scourages of Bill Clinton and Al Gore, even when being such caused him to be fired from the New Republic. Michael Kelly died in Iraq doing what he loved best, seeking the truth as he saw it.

Peggy Noonan offers an appreciation.

Smart 1, a European space probe which will orbit the Moon in three months to prospect for water.

A very brave Iraqi tells of his role in the story of Saving Private Lynch.

John Kerry should withdraw from the Presidential race and then resign from the Senate in shame and dishonor. He should do these things, not because his statement was seditious, but because it was so profoundly stupid and demented that the person uttering it should not be trusted with any office of public trust.

It looks like Private Lynch was not taken very easily. If the stories turn out to be true, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see the first female recepient of the Medal of Honor.

Petty Officer Terry Noteboom, US Navy Reserve, passes along the following:

How To Simulate Being A Sailor

Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for eight months.

Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.

Repaint your entire house every month.

Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of the bathtub and move the shower head to chest level. Adapt your shower so that it has a flexible hose, a push button spray head and is virtually impossible to use. When you take showers, make sure you turn off the water while you soap down.

Put lube oil in your humidifier and set it on high.

Once a week, blow compressed air up your chimney, making sure the wind carries the soot onto your neighbor's house. Ignore his complaints.

Once a month, take all major appliances apart and then reassemble them.

Raise the thresholds and lower the headers of your front and back doors,so that you either trip or bang your head every time you pass through them.

Disassemble and inspect your lawnmower every week.

On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, turn your water heater temperature up to 200 degrees. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, turn the water heater off. On Saturdays and Sundays tell your family they use too much water during the week, so no bathing will be allowed.

Raise your bed to within 6 inches of the ceiling, so you can't turn over without getting out and then getting back in.

Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 3 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and say "Sorry, wrong rack".

Make your family qualify to operate each appliance in your house - dishwasher operator, blender technician, etc.

Have your neighbor come over each day at 5 am, blow a whistle so loudHelen Keller could hear it, and shout "Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out and trice up".

Have your mother-in-law write down everything she's going to do the following day, then have her make you stand in your back yard at 6 a.m. while she reads it to you.

Submit a request chit to your father-in-law requesting permission to leaveyour house before 3 pm.

Empty all the garbage bins in your house and sweep the driveway threetimes a day, whether it needs it or not.

Have your neighbor collect all your mail for a month, read your magazines, and randomly lose every 5th item before delivering it to you.

Watch no TV except for movies played in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one.

When your children are in bed, run into their room with a megaphone shouting that your home is under attack and ordering them to their battle stations.(Now general quarters, general quarters, all hands man your battle stations.)

Make your family menu a week ahead of time without consulting the pantry or refrigerator.

Post a menu on the kitchen door informing your family that they are having steak for dinner. Then make them wait in line for an hour. When they finally get to the kitchen, tell them you are out of steak, but they can have dried ham or hot dogs. Repeat daily until they
ignore the menu and just ask for hot dogs.

Have scrambled eggs for breakfast. These are the special Navy three layer eggs, the bottom layer is burned, the top layer is raw and, with luck, the middle layer is somewhat cooked.

Bake a cake. Prop up one side of the pan so the cake bakes unevenly. Spread icing real thick to level it off.

Get up every night around midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on stale bread. (midrats)

Set your alarm clock to go off at random during the night. At the alarm, jump up and dress as fast as you can, making sure to button your top shirt button and tuck your pants into your socks. Run out into the back yard and uncoil the garden hose.

Every week or so, throw your cat or dog in the pool and shout "Man overboard port side!" Rate your family members on how fast they respond.

Put the headphones from your stereo on your head, but don't plug them in.Hang a paper cup around your neck on a string.Stand in front of the stove, and speak into the paper cup "Stove manned and ready". After an hour or so, speak into the cup again "Stove secured." Roll up the headphones and paper cup and stow them in a shoebox.

For former surface warfare officers, select any ten pound weight, put straps on it and hang it around your neck. Drink at least five cups of bad coffee. Have your wife or girlfriend douse you with a bucket of ice cold water and then stand on any hard, cold surface for four hours. At random intervals mumble the phase "very well" to no one in particular.

Place a podium at the end of your driveway. Have your family stand watches at the podium, rotating at 4 hour intervals. This is best done when the weather is worst. January is a good time.

When there is a thunderstorm in your area, get a wobbly rocking chair, sit in it and rock as hard as you can until you become nauseous. Make sure to have a supply of stale crackers in your shirt pocket.

For former engineers: bring your lawn mower into the living room, and run it all day long.

Make coffee using eighteen scoops of budget priced coffee grounds per pot, and allow the pot to simmer for 5 hours before drinking. Add five drops of hydraulic oil to each pot of coffee to give it that special taste and surface sheen.

Have someone under the age of ten give you a haircut with sheep shears.

Sew the back pockets of your jeans on the front.

Every couple of weeks, dress up in your best clothes and go to the scummiest part of town. Find the most run down, trashiest bar, and drink beer until you are hammered. Then walk all the way home.

Take a two week vacation visiting the red light districts of Europe or the Far East, and call it "world travel".

Lock yourself and your family in the house for six weeks. Tell them that at the end of the 6th week you are going to take them to Disney World for "liberty". At the end of the 6th week, inform them the trip to Disney World has been canceled because they need to get ready for an inspection, and it will be another week before they can leave the house.

Well, at least there are no longer floggings and keel haulings.

The Farside of Evil by Sylvia Louise Engdahl, the second space adventure about Engdahl's heroine Elana, is now republished for the first time in thirty years.

The War Against Saddam will be, when it is all over, an epic containing thousands of stories of valor. Most of those stories will remain only in the memory of those who participated in and witnessed them. Not so, of course, the rescue of Private First Class Jessica Lynch from an unspeakably brutal captivity at the hands of Iraqi Fedayeen terrorists. The operation will not likely shorten the war a single minute, but I have to salute it nevertheless as it is one more example of courage and training triumphing over savage barbarism.

More exclusive news from the Curmudgeon.

Yet another tell all book from the Clinton era claims that in 1995, the Clinton administration made a secret agreement with the Russian Federation, the European Union, and Japan not to send human beings beyond low Earth orbit for a period of fifty years. This shocking claim will be made among others in a book to be published today entitled Tears of Apollo by a former White House insider.

When asked to comment, Clinton defenders point out that this secret treaty forstalls a "ruinous space race" or a "ill concieved space adventure" which would "siphon hundreds of billions of dollars away from healthcare, education, and the environment." Others expressed dismay that such an agreement would be made without public debate or, apparently, without Senate ratification.

Officials in the Bush administration hint, however, that the United States might withdraw from the secret treaty if at some point the White House decided it would be necessary to launch human exploration to the Moon or Mars. Sources within the Democratic Party and in certain European countries decried this announcement of "unilaterial American arrogance."

Other observers point out that China is not a party to the secret treaty and will be launching its first human space flight in the Fall.

The following is an exclusive to Cumudgeon's Corner for this day in April. Saddam Hussein had been apprehended and is now in allied hands. It appears that a special FBI strike force, in conjunction with Britain's MI6, located the Iraqi dictator in a secret hide away in the south of France. The FBI's Hostage Rescue Team landed on a secluded beach near the city of Nice and found Arafat, wearing nothing but a thing, in a clinch with a blond woman later identified as Sua Arafat, the wife of the Palestinian Authority President. Special Agent Starling, in charge of the operation, stated that Hussein had been secretly meeting the Palestinian First Lady, who has been living in France, periodically for the past three years.

As he was being hustled aboard the helicopter, Hussein was quoted as saying, "There's a war on? Damn! We don't get cable TV down here."

Rand Simberg has some more fun with World War II reported in the modern vein.

Hugh Hewitt imagines the current LA Times, as well as other lilly liverered media organizations, reporting World War II as they are reporting the War against Saddam.

"Hedgerow Hell: Allies Stall in Fields of Normandy"
"Cherbourg Out of Reach --Eisenhower rushing reinforcements. Did Ike underestimate the Nazis?"
"Caen: Montgomery's First Day Objective Still Under Nazi Control"
"Only Rumors of Rockets--No 'Secret Weapons' in Early Fighting"
"St. Loo in Ruins--Hundreds of French Civilians Dead As Historic Village Leveled"
"No Signs of Jewish Revolt in Warsaw--Paris Does Not Rise Up on News of Invasion."
"Germans in Berlin rally to their Fuhrer."

Ralph Peters examins the role of special ops warriors in the war against Saddam. The Rambo Hollywood stereotype is very wide of the mark.

Is there a reporter in all the world more arrogant and clueless than Peter "Lord Haw Haw" Arnett? In earlier times, this sort of thing, rendering aid and comfort to an enemy in time of war, was called treason.

Update: For his service to the Republic of Iraq, NBC has given Arnett the Order of the Boot.

Michael Moore, that fat fraud who managed the unprecendented feat of getting booed at the Oscars, is plotting another atrocity. More proof that the Left is self destructing.

Also, Rod Dreher admonishes Mel Gibson for getting in bed with Michael Moore. Now there's a subject for an interesting conspiratorial documentary. How does one one Hollywood's leading religious conservatives get hooked up with one of the world's most obnoxious socialist jackasses?

The Core, a movie about a team of scientists who have to travel to the center of the Earth to save the Earth, opened yesterday. It was an OK, formula ridden disaster film. Interestingly enough, the science in the movie wasn't all that bad, at least by Hollywood standards.

It looks like Saddam has fired the command of Iraqi air defenses. I wonder if the firing took place against a blood splattered wall.

Also it looks like the marketplace "bombing" was not the fault of the allies.

Drudge is reporting that Madonna's latest video will depict Madonna trying to frag the Commander in Chief. You know, it's getting to be that it is almost impossible to demonize the Left any more as the Left is doing a so much better job of demonizing themselves.

Dr. Paul Spudis had some remarks about lunar ice estimates over on the Space Policy forum:

There are several things in this piece that are not quite correct. Our work merely re-estimates, based on modelling, the true amount of permanent shadow near the poles -- we did not re-estimate the amounts of water. The water quantity estimate is from the LP neutron spectrometer team, who, on the basis of the NS signal, estimate an aggregate amount of TEN (10) billion metric tons of hydrogen (total, at both poles). However, the LP neutron data only senses the upper 30 cm of the Moon, so I imagine that the actual amounts are really much greater -- the Clementine bistatic experiment used S-band radar (13 cm wavelength) and it senses roughly a couple of meters deep or so.

The second thing wrong is the quote attributed to me. I never said anything about mining "precious metals" -- the Moon has no large concentrations of such (as far as we know). My argument was that the water at the poles was valuable enough, both for life-support and for rocket fuel. I also argue for a government-sponsored Lunar Return, an R&D effort with the object of learning how to use off-planet resources. That's a slightly different position than the one attributed to me in this article (about which, by the way, nobody called or talked to me).

The real significance of the increase in the darkness estimate is to increase the POTENTIAL for much greater amounts of lunar water; it does not prove they exist. In any event, we need a series of new, reconnaissance missions to document exactly how much ice there is, where it occurs, what its purity and concentration is, and its physical, chemical, and isotopic make up. This requires at least one new orbital mission and one new landed mission, carrying the appropriate instruments.

The Canadian Parliement has voted to call for the indictment of Saddam Hussein and his cronies for war crimes. Am I to assume that Canada will shortly join in Allied efforts to apprehend these war criminals?

Along with our Canadian friends and our Nowegian friends, we now have the German Friends of America.

Ralph Peters describes the horrendous battle fought by the 3rd Squadron of the 7th Cavalry against Iraqi fanatics.

Several readers, by the way, have asked about my reference to Garryowen in a previous post. Garryowen is the title of the regimental song, chosen over a hundred years ago by it's then commander, one Colonel George Armstrong Custer. It goes like this:

Let Bacchus' sons be not dismayed
But join with me, each jovial blade
Come, drink and sing and lend your aid
To help me with the chorus:

cho: Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

We'll beat the bailiffs out of fun,
We'll make the mayor and sheriffs run
We are the boys no man dares dun
If he regards a whole skin.

Our hearts so stout have got no fame
For soon 'tis known from whence we came
Where'er we go they fear the name
Of Garryowen in glory.

The war in Iraq is taking place amidst places made famous in both the Bible and the Koran, including Ur and Babylon.

Former Senator and UN Ambassador Daniel Patrick Moynihan has died. Albeit a Democrat, Moynihan was a true statesman and , unlike most pols of either party, not only read books but actually wrote a few of them worth reading.

Passed on by reader Steve Johnson, one of my favorite iconoclasts Dennis Miller has some words of wisdom:

TRYING TO HELP...BY DENNIS MILLER


ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOT MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU.

AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD ("KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY HIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS.

HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE:

1) BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.

2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE

3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?"

4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.

6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE PLAYS ONE ON T.V.

7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO.

8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE.

9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM.

10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

I HOPE THIS HELPS. D.M.

According to Done Deal, Warner Brothers is developing a film based on the premise of a murder taking place on the International Space Station.

Looks like the Medina Division of the Elite Republican Guard is headed toward the 7th Cavalry.

Garryowen!

Looks like there is far more ice on the Moon than anyone hitherto imagined.

It's past time to go back.

Here's a sneak look at three covers for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

PETA is mad as hell that the Navy has dolphin and sea lion warriors helping to save human lives. Of course they are.