FDA Saves the American People from Amish Farmers Selling Contraband Milk

Government agents have found a new criminal conspiracy to distribute a dangerous substance to the unwitting American consumer. The criminal conspirators are Amish farmers. The dangerous substance is — milk.

Donald Trump Gets Dissed at the White House Correspondents Dinner

At the White House Correspondents Dinner, President Barack Obama and the guest comedian, Seth Meyers, had much to say about Donald Trump, very little of it complimentary. However they may have reckoned with the nature of their subject.

'Molestation' Of Former Miss USA Adds Impetus to Texas Bill

Sarah Palin Takes Washington

Sarah Palin showed up in Washington on the same day as the White House Correspondents Dinner and, in typical unconventional Palin fashion, did not actually attend the dinner, but created a big splash nevertheless.

If Gadhafi's Son was Killed in a NATO Bombing Raid, a Blood Feud Has Begun

The Libyan government is claiming that a younger son of Moammar Gadhafi, Seif al-Arab Gadhafi, was killed in a NATO air strike along with three grandchildren younger than the age of 12. It is claimed that Gadhafi was present but survived the bombing.

Forget the 'Truthers' And the 'Birthers'; Meet the 'Racers'

First there were the Truthers, who believe that somehow President George W. Bush facilitated the 9/11 attacks. Then there were the Birthers, who believe President Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is therefore not American.

Barack Obama as a One-Term President; There Are Precedents

Where Did the $40 Million Jobs Program for Florida's Space Coast Go?

Paul Ryan Hears from His Constituents on the Budget Cutting Plan

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Nightmares from Obama's Father

AP is running a story about President Barack Obama's father that, while it likely has little to do with modern politics, is entertaining nevertheless. The story will certainly be picked over by future presidential biographers.

Past Missions of the Space Shuttle Endeavour

Solar Power Struggles to Gain Traction in the Texas Market

Reboot of 'Two And a Half Men' Planned Without Charlie Sheen

The latest plan to do "Two and a Half Men" without Charlie Sheen apparently involves writing Sheen's character out and having the show feature Jon Cryer's character along with a new sidekick to be determined.

San Francisco Chronicle Accuses Obama Administration of Lying About Reporter Ban

The imbroglio between the Obama administration and the San Francisco Chronicle over a reporter's videotaping a group of protestors at a recent Obama fund raiser continues, with accusations being hurtled of White House lying.

Gabrielle Giffords Attends Shuttle Launch at a Crossroads for NASA's Future

Progressives Exploit Southern Tornadoes for Political Gain

Brad Johnson of the Center for American Progress is pretty sure who is to blame for the tornadoes that have devastated communities in the South, destroying neighborhoods and killing hundreds. It's the Republican Party.

Calling One's Dog, Cat a 'Pet' No Longer Politically Correct

The editors of something called "The Journal of Animal Ethics," apparently with too much time on their hands, have hit upon a new definition of animal abuse. Apparently it is wrong to call one's dog or cat or even canary a "pet."

Texas Gov. Perry Lashes Out at Obama's Slow Response to Wildfire Disaster